Meatloaf's Greatest Secret

After several years of sleuthing, poking my nose where it probably doesn't belong, and heavy interrogations, I have FINALLY found out what it is that Meatloaf won't do for love. It's actually a bit of a let down. Turns out the only thing he won't do for love is eat meatloaf, because it gives him indigestion. Oh Irony, you twisted harlot.