Friday, July 29, 2011

My Immortal

Dear Twitlighters,

I really DO hate to burst your bubble, but I'm afraid that I have to let you know that Amy Lee in fact did not write "My Immortal" for "Twilight."  This is evidenced by the fact that "My Immortal" was released in 2000, and "Twilight" in 2005.

This may come as a shock, but the entire world actually does not revolve around your fandom.


The Rest of the World

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)

After several years of intense interrogations and "Inception"-style reconnaissance work, I am happy to report that I have at last figured out what Annie Lennox's sweet dreams are made of, and I must say the results are rather disturbing.  Apparently her sweet dreams consist of caveman heads, being 17 again, and Dave Stewart dressed up in a spandex zebra costume.  Sometimes it is wiser to avoid delving into an artist's psyche...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

I Like to Feel Pretty Inside

Dear Tom T. Hall,

Did you really not see anything wrong with the children's song title "I Like To Feel Pretty Inside?"


A Dirty Mind

Monday, July 18, 2011

Who Let The Dogs Out?

I have a confession to make.  It was me.  I am the one who let the dogs out.  I'm terribly sorry, everyone.  Had I known the repercussions of my actions, I never would have done it.  Please forgive me.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Meatloaf's Greatest Secret

After several years of sleuthing, poking my nose where it probably doesn't belong, and heavy interrogations, I have FINALLY found out what it is that Meatloaf won't do for love. It's actually a bit of a let down. Turns out the only thing he won't do for love is eat meatloaf, because it gives him indigestion. Oh Irony, you twisted harlot.